If animals have Facebook, these are most likely to be their status updates.

Cockroach: “Managed to skip from some one’s foot step..man,i lead a dangerous life style!”

Cat: “My 7th child is asking who is her dad…what shall i tell her? I don’t even remember”

Mosquito: I am HIV positive this is all due to wrong sucking!!

Chicken: If tomorrow i am not updating my status, means i am being served at KFC….

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Mohmaya Team
Sab Mohmaya Hai !

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