When Sonia Gandhi was asked by a newspaper that is she scared of thousands of people going against Congress
Sonia Gandhi in Dabaang Style:”
Hazaro se darr nahin lagta Sahab….Hazare se lagta hai ”

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Mohmaya Team
Sab mohmaya Hai !

Population: 120 crore
9 crore retired
30 crore in state Govt
20 crore in central Govt
(Both Category don’t work)
1 crore IT professional (don’t work for India)
25 crore in school
5 crore r under 5 years
20 crore unemployed
1.2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail  
The Balance  two are , U & Me.

U  are busy ” browsing stuff online / n me writing stuff “..!!

–
Mohmaya Team
Sab Mohmaya Hai !

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Boy: Dude My ex-gf’s status on facebook says “Standing on the edge of a bridge”

Friend: so did u comment ?

Boy: No, I just poked her :p

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Mohmaya Team
Sab Mohmaya Hai !

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Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl
friend…??????? Here is a sample..

To,
__________
Sub: !
Ref: Meeting in coffee shop!
Dearest __________,

I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the
14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on  the 13th of Oct. at 1400 hrs, would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and
depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and
performance appraisal sche! mes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter,
failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I
shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do
not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

HR Manager

1. Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!
2. Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said “what color?”
3. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
4. Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.
5. Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
6. Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said “Press any key to continue”, she couldn’t find the Any key.
7. Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.
8. Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N’-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
9. Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said “Will eat for food.”
10. Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
11. Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
12. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said “Dodge Trucks” and she started ducking through traffic.
13. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
14. Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.
15. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed.
16. Yo Mama so stupid, if she got a penny for her thoughts, you’d get change.
17. Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
18. Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
19. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
20. Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it’s chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl.
21. Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ!
22. Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
23. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
24. Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
25. Yo Mama so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
26. Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
27. Yo Mama so stupid, she asked you “What is the number for 911″
28. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
29. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
30. Yo Mama so stupid, she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.

–
Mohmaya Team
Sab Mohmaya Hai