Why do we have seats on the left side of the Bus reserved for Ladies ??

So that when bus stops on the bus stand ( i.e. always on the left side of the bus for indian raods) ,

guys can check out from the outside that hows the crowd in the bus ! )

Why do you talk so much?

I have a black belt in public speaking.

Excuse if you fall asleep at work…

“Wasn’t sleeping. Was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands.”

Excuse for breaking up with someone :::
My parents really like you, but I have this thing, I can’t be attracted to someone my parents like.

Excuses for every occasion
I was too busy doing nothing !